Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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