yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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