do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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