ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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