I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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