But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I smell like Dick and happiness
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