belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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