i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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