I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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