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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I deserve this hangover.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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