It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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