We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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