Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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