Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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