He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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