let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
dude. I can hear the air.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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