TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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