is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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