That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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