so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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