Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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