i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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