So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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