I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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