Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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