Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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