Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My vagina is very pro this idea
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