Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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