five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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