Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
