I hate all girls vehemently.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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