I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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