For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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