we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Houston, we have a blender
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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