It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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