gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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