You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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