why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
