Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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