I just made out with a guy for $7.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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