i jhust puked up my retainher.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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