When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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