How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I looked at my own cervix.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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