I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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