I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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