Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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