Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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