Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
