Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
