Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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