Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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