thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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