Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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