Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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