What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
